Flush light to see the light
Simply press the button on the Flush Light flush handle and a bright red light will shine down towards the floor and toilet bowl illuminating your target. The light just bright enough so you can see but not bright enough that your eyes will need to adjust. After you are finished simply go back to bed and the Flush Light will turn automatically turn off.
My sister saw me while I was looking at this. She said and I quote “that would really serve its purpose because you always spray pee everywhere but the toilet bowl when you’re drunk.” You know what? She may have a point there. Hmmm… on second thought, she’s wrong. When I pee everywhere but the bowl that only means I’m drunk as hell and no amount of light or any other light to reinforce the floodlights she has installed in the bathroom could make me pee in that toilet bowl she had customized to a five-foot radius just because of my nocturnal drunken urinating habits. I love myself when I’m drunk so I’m always drunk. Did she not get it when I turned down her request that I get a catheter before I go to sleep?
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