Top 100 Funny Quotes
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. – George Carlin
This list of top 100, and somewhat humorous, quotes includes Albert Einstein, Fredrick Nietzsche, Mark Twain, Voltaire, Plato, Winston Churchill, George Carlin, Steve Martin, Steven Colbert, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Dennis Miller, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, Sarah Silverman, and Chris Rock.
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Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Branden
lol.. good question lmao