Dogpoo cookies fooled me

Someone who may have too much time on his hand managed to bake cookies that resemble dogpoo. If I’ll be given the chance with my baking skills that read below zero in a scale of 1 to 10. I’ll use dogpoo, the real deal man. First, I”ll bake the poo and the leftovers I’ll mix with some syrup then use it like an icing. I’ll do that because that’s what my neighbor did to me about a year ago, and damn she really fooled me. I slit her throat a month after that.
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